Thursday, June 24, 2010
How to Find Lost Things ___ Guaranteed
This is such an easy thing to write because the answer is only three words ___ Buy a Replacement. Feel free to test this hypothesis by simply laying aside your sunglasses as I did (the clip-on type with sturdy steel case) and wait an hour or two until you reach for them.
Not there, right? Pat, pat, pat. Okay. Not in the usual pocket. Grub under the car seat. Rifle the glove box. Double check wife's purse. Feel head (I'm embarassed to recall finding my glasses there once).
But nada. Feeling the urgent need to have sunglasses you rush down to the nearest Walgreens and put out twenty for a new pair. Sans steel case but with a convenient crush-guaranteed plastic holder.
Strut home with your new set. Polarized, unlike the old pair.
Greet wife at front door who has a glowing smile. "Guess what I found!"
End of story.
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